anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*